Stop calling grated cauliflower pizza
and mashed up bananas ice cream
and pieces of wilted kale put in the oven for 20 minutes chips
and egg whites pancakes
You don’t understand;
My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.
I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.
My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.
Help me have the coolest niece EVER
If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.
Now, this is how you stick it to the man.
Noah Press Conference
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
Because I work at Panera I cringe every time I see a post that has anything to do with it.
Lol I worked there for almost 2 years and I’m the same way!!
ahahah this is so real!
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
Say hi 🌸🌺
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